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ek haathi aur ek cheeti pyaar karte the. but jab cheeti ke ghar wale haathi ko dekhne gaye to unhone haathi ko napasand kar diya…. why?


unhone kaha ki ladke ke daant bahar hain….. ;)

Translated verson

one elephant was in love with an ant but got rejected by her parents. What could be the probable reason?


they said boy’s tooth are protruding out……….

probable, but not convincing. i think they (ant’s) parents must have noticed the boy not using his teeth at the dinner, wondering – (hindi: haathi ke daant khane ke aur, dikhane ke aur)

(translated: the boy’s teeth are fake and not his real eating teeth!)

lol!!!!

EK CHUTKULA MERI TARAF SE BHI
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya,

Tijori par likha tha

" TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi.

Jate waqt chor seth se bola

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“AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "!!!!

ok,

They all r so humurous that Im still laughing specially that one of ant n elephant.
May I also ask something?then tell
What will u call a humurous knee?
hmm…
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FUNNY.

ant and elephant r friends. once elephant got hurt and was hospitalised. his friend ant said him sumthing hearing which elephant fell unconscious. can u guess y?

ant said, “i’ll donate blood to u”