School: A place
where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A
contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die
Rich.
Nurse: A person who
wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an
agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic
force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
Lecture: An art of
transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of
either'.
Conference: The
confusion of one man multiplied by the number present..
Compromise: The art
of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place
where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A
place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later on.
Father: A banker
provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is
early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who
shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who
kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
Classic: Books,
which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that
can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place
where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time
some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make
others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name
men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An
invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool
who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
(Contributed by: Prasad Bulusu)
(Contributed by: Prasad Bulusu)
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